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broternia: i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie” i’m laaughing so...
mowwwg: “you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!” the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact same
broloha: sad backwards is das as in das not good you should smile
When your days last for 20 hours, as opposed to like, 14-16 like most normal people. Life feels weird.
Its been ridiculous recently. Been surviving on no more than about 4 hours sleep a day.
colfersaurusrex: let’s just ban marriage entirely no one can get married we get drunk and hold giant orgies in the streets instead equality This sounds remarkably like something id say
minxe: you know what you could have instead of children? a nice house a nice car really nice shoes diamonds open weekends vacations that aren’t “child-friendly” nice things in general basically whatever you want because children are expensive and material things don’t grow up to resent you Fuck Material possessions? a material possession cant say its first word, or go to the park, or...
tellerknowles: does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way
populardad: there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades